Congrats

I would like to congratulate myself and being the first person to achieve the honor of writing 100 horridly confusing rants on the Atimes. I know what you are thinking that it must be hard to rant this hard for this long, but I tried my hardest and I managed to get here first. I know not only hold the honor of sexiest member of atimes, insulter of Franson, and according to Mr. Marrinson most liberal on the atimes, but now am the only and the first to get to 100 posts . . . boooya!