Everything Fucks Up At Once

Does anyone else notice that when one thing in life goes wrong, it isn't just that one thing but yet a whole stream of things come after. Today after a few unfortunate events I just felt awful and then a friend who I needed to talk to on phone was using hte internet and that damn dial tone kept coming up. And I wanted just to beat the shit out of my telephone. Next up my computer kept crashing and once again I wanted to beat the crap out of it. And then my email wouldn't work and blogger wouldn't work. And I am getting damn sick of everything going wrong on the exact same day at almost the exact same time, why the fuck can't God spread all this shit out?