Mourning Americas Greatest President

America suffered a grave loss, on my 18th birthday nonetheless. June 5th 2004 the greatest president in our nation?s history passed away at the grand old age of 93.

Using nothing but pressure the great communicator managed to bring the fall of the Berlin wall. Using Star Wars, forcing the Soviet Union to hopelessly try to keep up, he managed to collapse their economy. Then funding enormous amounts of propaganda for them managed to get Yeltsin elected and democracy flourished, therefore ending the cold war.

There is no president who did more, and I do not want any of you dumb shits saying Lincoln because I have gone into why Lincoln was a horrible president.

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