- Jon Turteltaub
- MPAA Rating:
This movie started out slowly, and never really picked up. Everything
they do is extremely predictable and thus the audience is never
surprised. Here's an example of a typical dialogue excerpt.
Hot Chick: Oh no, that's fragile.
Cage: Yeah, it's over 200 years old and Ben Franklin did something
with it. We stole it to protect it from being stolen.
Hot Chick: Omgrun!
They did that for about 2 hours.
And then I regained consciousness.