SUV Drivers are Terrorists

The government should lock up and arrest any person that decides to buy an SUV. I think that Jesse would agree with me on this particular subject in saying that any perosn would throw away money that they could be using to do incredible amounts of good in this world. But no they decide to spend their money on perpetuating or dependece on gas and thus the middle East, and also our natural rescources of our national parks. SUV drivers symbolize the wrongs of mankind and the reason that man will eventually fall . . . stupidity, ignorance, and elitism. The three ideals that every person who drives around a fucking Cadillac Escalade SUV - terrorists!