The CJA

I would like to let all of you protestants to be weary. Rachel Lavenda and I have created the Catho-Jeudism Alliance in which we are going to take down to protestants together. For most of you this means death, I am sorry you need to reform your souls some time, so I guess this is the appropriate time. All you atheists can live for now, until we run out of protestants to take down then we will come after the agnostics and atheistists out of sheer boredom. I am sorry I have to be the one to inform all you protestants, but you knew this day would come soon enough. But on a plus note if you suck up to Rachel and myself we could ask the Pope and the Jewish General "Someone" to spare your life until the 3rd or 4th wave. TA!