Reviews

Watermelon Gum

I recently(and by recently, I mean I've just tried it for the first time a few days ago) have chewed some watermelon gum (such an original name) by Bubble Yum (doesn't even deserve a link). Watermelon gum is typically excellent, but this, was shit. I couldn't believe a texture could be so disturbing. The feeling left in my mouth was awful. I detest this gum. It gets /11. So if you feel like your toilet isn't such a fine mistress for you to leave your partially digested gum, by all means, go ahead and chew it.

Dancer in the Dark

This is a beautiful movie about a woman who comes to America from Czechoslovakia to save her sons eye sight after she could not save her own, but in the process gets entangled in a web of greed, deceit and lies.

Selma, played by Björk, is the main character, which is going blind. She has been saving money for years to get her son the operation to save his vision, but on the very day when she is fired for breaking a machine due to her loss of sight and she plans on asking the doctor to do the operation for less, her neighbor has broken into her house and stolen the money (which she knows because he had been talking to her earlier about being having money problems). She steals her money back but when he threatens to shoot her, she grabs for the gun and he accidentally shoots himself.

Let me say this, the movie is full of beautiful choreography, and yes it is a musical. The movie is seriously heart touching. It was nothing like I was expecting, and I suggest you rent it or see it in what ever means possible to you.


WOW!! - Acronymn

WOW!! - Acronymn

I don't know how to use the fish stuff but that doesn't matter cause once again I am rating a game I haven't played . . . in 9 years World of Warcraft will come out and I tell you what It will kill your mothers and rock your world.

Jet Grind Radio

Jet Grind Radio
Platform: Dreamcast
Genre: Action/Sports/Dance/Vandalism
Creator: Sega's Slimebit
Players: 1
Graphics:
-Jet Grind Radio uese a graphic technique called Cell Shading, allowing the characters along with the rest of the game to apear as if they are right out of a comic book. The graphics are completely and absolutely beautiful.
Game Play:
-Jet Grind Radio has but one major flaw which is they chose to make the spray paint funcuntion and the center view funcuntion are on the same button which can become fairly akwards at time but otherwise the controls are great. The gameplay is some of the most enjoyable ever in the history of video games.
Story:
-The game has a great story of rival gangs out spraypainting eachother and if you play your cards right you can keep away from the police and your gang, the G G's will rain supreme.
Overall:
-The game has some of the greatest graphics I've ever seen, a fairly good plot and some of the most fun gameplay ever. This IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER MADE.

Watermelon Wave

I recently have chewed some watermelon wave gum by bubblicious(and by recently, I mean I've been chewing consistantly my entire life). Some advantages of this gum over others are it's smell, and it's friggin' addictive flavor/taste. Drawbacks include the short life of flavor, the price, and the fact that everyone around you can smell you chewing it, and immediately wants some. So, out 11 possible stars, Watermelon wave recieves 7. So if yer ready for a party in your mouth and only a select group of people are invited, chew this gum.

Games Begins, & A New Thing

Games Begins, & A New Thing
I have added the ability to rate things with stars and half stars, i suguest you rate things out of 5 but you can realy use as many as you want, note to writers, to learn how ask me(oh, it works with all blogs). Their rather crude now, but I'll make better looking stars later