Lets hear it for gross
- Rant - Political
- Paul Johnson
- make witty remark
Gross, yes I do drive a WRX, but there are a few small differences...
-The WRX gets 24 miles per gallon not 8
(The hummer can go 256 miles on a 32-gallon tank; the WRX could go 768 miles on the same amount of fuel)
-Its not loaded up with absurd options like a 9,000 lb winch
-Yes it does serve a purpose (it gets me somewhere faster than I can walk)
-My family didn't buy it because we wanted to qualm fears of inadequacy
-It costs less than half of a hummer
-It isn't designed to kill the other guy
-It was designed to drive on roads. The hummer was designed for an off road environment in which most people will never drive
I have never made my car the subject of a conversation and have only talked about it when prompted to. I have never done anything with status as my rationale; you have known me long enough to know that.
-The WRX gets 24 miles per gallon not 8
(The hummer can go 256 miles on a 32-gallon tank; the WRX could go 768 miles on the same amount of fuel)
-Its not loaded up with absurd options like a 9,000 lb winch
-Yes it does serve a purpose (it gets me somewhere faster than I can walk)
-My family didn't buy it because we wanted to qualm fears of inadequacy
-It costs less than half of a hummer
-It isn't designed to kill the other guy
-It was designed to drive on roads. The hummer was designed for an off road environment in which most people will never drive
I have never made my car the subject of a conversation and have only talked about it when prompted to. I have never done anything with status as my rationale; you have known me long enough to know that.