So you've pulled the Hitler card

During the course of human events, gross comparisons arise that somehow incorporate the combined evils of Paul Hogan, Australia, Hitler, and my car. This brings me to a story. One day, Hitler decided to buy an Australian car and go to the most arcane place in the world to drive it. Unfortunately he realized to late that the outback was really Japanese and that he had been had. To remedy this, he blamed the Jews, attacked Poland, and started WWII. Upon taking over France, Hitler encountered a little operation called Renault and began selling many products from it, namely Pepsi. The worst of these products was creation XX-0032, code named "caffeine-free diet Pepsi" After the creators discovered the hideousness of what they had created, they locked it away realizing it had no practical usage whatsoever. But a fiendish lab assistant stole the formula and repackaged it as "Pepsi blue." Whoever drinks this evil is walking on the graves of the great creators of such pop legends as Barq's, Fanta (orange), vanilla coke, and coke, and is demonstrating the horrible nature of capitalism. For shame. Evil is still around us, even as you throw back that 12 oz can of astatine sweetened, yellow #5 colored, refreshment.