Site News

More Comics, New Page, Even LESS Plot?

-More comics have been uploaded, DHB lives on, I am wearing pants, but thanks to my struggles with Windows ME, I was not able to upload them all, and was forced to format my hard drive, then kick my computer in the balls several times, before realizing it didn't have any, then to scream out from the pain my foot was in, and reinstall Windows, Dear god I need 98!!!

Work on an E-Zine has Ended with DEATH!!!

-Well, not so much death, as the writer deciding she doesnt want her magazine taken off paper and put into an electric format. We only hope her the best, and now I am working on another magazine/paper with a person I go to school with who wishes to remane anonomous. I hope this one works out, time will tell.

Work on an E-Zine has Begun

-We can only hope for the best, its supposably run by a liberal, but we figured we needed some variety. It is supposably also going to help us get some hits, and that is never bad. Well we wish the magazine good luck, and we'll see what happens. It may be days or weeks until you see anything at all, or it may never happen, wait and find out.

The TMBG Page has a new look

With the help of Jeff once again, we have updated the TMBG page, it now has a spiffy background image, and album covers, well I hope you like them, I know I do.

Blogger

-I am experimenting with a program/webpage called bogger that lets me post these automatically, tell me what you think. webmaster@nawhal.zzn.com. It is easier for me to work with, but if you don't like it, I am willing to change

Old Things

Get your own Narwhal mail
-Ever wanted an e-mail address that's domain is so odd its hard to forget? Well, now you can get a account for my e-mail server, narwhal.zzn.com. Its completely HTML and POP3 compatible(cool huh?) so I dare you to get one!!!

More Comics, and in COLOR
-After a long wait, and the 8 of you who look at this page annoying Jeff and I, the comics have been updated. They are also in color instead of black and white, what does this mean you may ask? It means you can see the blue of the note book paper instead of black lines. big difference isn't it?

New link to us Section
-For all of you that have said that you would like to make a link to us, but don't want just a plain text link, you are now in luck. A page has been added with some cool banners created by yours truly.

Very Happy Lyrics Added
-After a long wait, TMBG lyrics are being added, some are there, more to come, although I haven't gotten the meanings yet, they will be coming soon.

A New Comic
-The comic strip "Duck, Banana, Hat" created by my good friend Jeff Forshe, will now be hosted on my site. So far all of these were created in one night, I would advise you to look at these with an open mind, for with out you most likely wouldn't find any humor in them at all, but if your drunk, you'd laugh your ass off. It is now up in navbar, I figured out what the problem is, so check it out.

Netscape Composer Sucks
-I made all my pages for with Netscape Composer because I wanted to get something up quick, then I uploaded it without even viewing the source, now I had to format my hard drive, and went to edit my page by hand, and realized that I almost had to totally redo what netscape had done. It was full of all kinds of unneeded tags. I am going to do as much of this page as I can by hand from now on.

TMBG is Now on the Site
-With the help of my friend Jeff Forshe, I am attempting to add a They Might Be Giants section to my site.

Navbar Comes To Town
-After a week of trying to use an image map, then using just plain old links, I think I have found something easy enough to work with, and yet doesn't look too shabby.

Oasis, what Oasis?
-I have made a very important decision, originally this page was going to be mainly about the British rock band Oasis, but that was when I registered for this web page. That was almost a year ago, and they had just gotten back to me giving me this web site. I now have about 1/100th the interest in Oasis I had back then. I have now decided to make this page my personal page, and just put things I think are cool, and express my personal opinions with this site. If you are looking for the official oasis band web page (which I know it is hard to find) it is http://www.oasisinet.com. I, myself, searched and searched for it, couldn't find it, so I checked one of my newer Oasis CD's and it was on there.

The Carp has been Ditched!!!
-Some might say, "Thank the lord", others might miss the carp, and others probably have absolutely no clue what I talking about. Well for those of you, I was trying to design a web page, and being on a new computer I am extremely short on pictures, so I took a picture of a carp from my clip art and used it for a background, and very crapily threw together a web site. I am currently working on making this the best "darn tootin" web site I possibly can. I finally got an actual domain name, although I have to supply my own space so its hosted on Geocities. I am planing on getting cable modem some day soon so I can host it my self. Just watch and find out.

To Midi or not to Midi
-I'm having trouble deciding if I should have a midi on my web site, I know how it is to have a old computer, and when you go to a site with music on it, it incredibly slows down your machine. But on the other side I have just purchased a midi keyboard, with not much to do with it. I'd like your opinions, so to tell me what you think e-mail me at donatj@juno.com or donatj@oasisband.net although I haven't tested that one yet.

The Eternal Question
-Is web page one or two words? What about web site? All my spell checkers tell me there two, but I'm fairly sure that there one. Well tell me your opinion, I'd love to hear. donatj@juno.com

Shout

Gajendra
hey man netflix account
نمنذ
زمك
Papa J
I christen this the good Ship Oasisband.net
user
hey
tunisia
who is tunisian here
norien
Hii anybody here is script kiddy??
donatj
What is up with people asking for a netflix account? lol
UmmmmHelp
Netflix account??
Rohit
Shout
forshee
Hi Netflix account please
Cristian
Netflix accound por favor
ddaaammm
hi there any body send me netfkix account
donatj
What up?
Forshee
Hi
xxx
hi
forshee
hi
cerio
hello world April 17th 2018
Jesse G Donat
Shouting for the first time in a long long time.
capnhaxor
hi yall
Andy
Once again I'm here just to mess with your hit stats. Internet Explorer 5.1 on Mac OS 9.2.2
Jesse Donat
Oasisband is still weeping for America.
NameME
Herrrrro.
Captain Pancakes
SIZZLE!
Andy
Your boxes don't clear on cursor. http://pauladeenridingthings.com/
Jesse Donat
Made an update to the shoutbox that should prevent the constant spamming for the time being. New OB on the way!
Andy
Visiting you from Beyond the grave! Firefox 2.0.0.17 on Haiku Alpha R2
Paul
Oasisband Is alive!!!!
Jesse
Alright, I now have a ton more free time, so expect to see the long awaited OB4 in the next few months
Slorne
BANANAS!
Jesse Donat
So much on this site is sooo bad.
Jesse Donat
I have some free time this week, anyone want me to invest it in a much need rework of OBand?
Name
I are teh shouting!
Carl Marx
Shout! It's 2010! Your last newswas in '09..
Forshee
Someone remind me to write something here over break.
Luke I am your father!
RAWR!!!!!
Andrew Gross
New Rant in the Rants section.
Papa J
That was a seriously deep post about Geocities
Papa J
Vikings Win! I'm alive!
yrmomwearspants
make this more intresting peoples! I mean COME ON!
forshee
Not really. . .
Jesse Donat
Anyone but me come here anymore?
Natalie
Jesse whats up? what are you doing nothing is going on here!
Pants Party
and you're all invited
Natalie!
Shout SHOUT SHOUT!!!!!! Where is the fun?
Haleycarlson
Cheese is orange, sometimes..
Matt
DREAMCAST!!!!!
:):)
RAWR!!!!!! Hurry up dude!
RAWR!!!
I LIKE POOTAHTAHS!
elisabeth Constantine
Shout
Jesse G. Donat
Rest In Peace dear Michael, king among men.
Namelynxman
ShoutNot pumaman
llama pants
WOOT TO THE LLAMA's
Mayank
Woah!I love the new layout Jesse. Especially the tear.
Jon H
Jesse, the scarlet node has test code for the best mode...
Name::)
Cactus Plants>
Jesse G. Donat
Daniel is wrong.
Daniel
jQuery is the best. Death to mooTools!!!
thor
a little test shout for you
Mike jackson
Shout
Jesse Donat
Well, the "others" have just been merged into the new reviews section, I did an overall cleanup of the cateogization. Everythings still here though
Phonx
Jesse, make the others and the services links work!
Jesse Donat
Well, I've been all moved in back in Hopkins for two weeks now. Oasisband.net is still as dead as ever.
Jesse Donat
Yeesh, some kind of bot is making it past the captcha.
Jesse Donat
For crying out loud America, a free economy will have ups and downs. That's no reason to throw the whole concept out the window.
Jesse Donat
Update... it did not work! Haha. Rolled it on back
Jesse Donat
Pushed up some unverified changes to the shoutbox I'd never put up, here's hoping their ok
Mike Jackson
Shout
Jesse Donat
Man... so bored... I rewrote the image system and it broke the comics, awesome
forshee
I'm always right. But congratulations anyway now you just need a car.
Jesse Donat
Jeff was right, I passed it this time
Paul
I still live!!!
Jesse Donat
On an iPhone
forshee
Yeah you'll get it next time.
Jesse Donat
And... I failed it. Woo!
Jesse Donat
Drivers test... tomorrow
Jesse Donat
These are the days my friend.
MIKE Jackson
Shout
Paul
I live!!!
Forshee
Yeah I kinda like it up here though the red bar up top may have to go. Once you get your license I'll get comics up.
Jesse Donat
Do we like the shoutbox up here? I'm trying to have it more noticed.
Jesse Donat
We Demand Comics, Damn it
Jesse Donat
Well, its been a long hard weekend working on the site. The obloglog is nearly finished. Still some bizarre foreign character issues I'd like to get worked out if I could at all, but I'm not sure whats needed.
Jesse Donat
As sad as this sounds, the only thing worse than total boredom, is total boredom in pain. Alas
Forshee
Still in Fargo. . . Crap!
Jesse Donat
Back from Japan, woo!
MIKe Jackson
Shout
Jesse Donat
I'm begining to realize how dead oband might just be. If anyone wants to post something, just let me know. Sorry for the slow dev of the admin
Jesse G. Donat
I've got some thoughts on an attribute querying system, as well as a simple tagging system, and I'm writing this here so I remember when I get home...
Jesse
Trying this badboy out on Wii
forshee
Woot! I'll have to do some comics over dead week.
Jesse donat
Every version of IE hates this. Last I checked it was OK in 7, this is no longer the case. I'll have to fix this despite how much I hate having to
Jesse Donat
Oband 3.0 is live. Note to self, fix flaw in captcha...
Korean Bablefish
2 weeks to peel it is dangerous and is dangerous and possible it is an hour of the what kind of type which.
Jesse Donat
Delays are getting obnoxious. Should be soon, its ready enough, waiting on our gracious host now
Jesse Donat
After Some Delay, Oasisband 3.0 should be this weekend
Mayank
I like the layout of Oasisband 3
Forshee
The internet!
Papa J
Saucy Mctacular!
Red Rider
You the bees knees, dawg!
Jesse Donat
Launch pushed off until mid to end January
Jesse Donat
New movie review, it'll be muchly cleaned up when the new site launches ~1st of the year
Papa Johnson
Shindig part deux in less than a month!
Ben Abrams
I am still alive
Jeff Donat
It is short, 2 numeric digits.
Forshee
Well It better be short. Capcha? they should call it Crapcha.
Jesse Donat
Sick and tired of these freaking spam bots. The new site is nearing completion and there will be a captcha on this when that comes. Until then I've blocked all links from the shoutbox :h4x0r:
Hypejeakesk
Where I can find good quality films? <br /> Can anyone help me?
Forshee
Hi spammer!
Jesse Donat
Its taking a little longer than I had expected for the new site
Jim
Site is looking awsome jesse, your skills have improved greatly =)
Jesse Donat
Yep, theres been some spam in here... shouldn't happen on the *new* shoutbox comming soon! with the new site
forshee
Spamed!
Jesse Donat
Fret not, new site is coming along. I'm aiming for end of the month if not earlier.
New Site Nazi
New Site Now!
Jeff Forshee
Comics soon. Half waiting on the new site half being lazy.
Jesse Donat
I had thought about doing the admin in Flex, but after seeing what kind of source code that things RTE makes, yeah, no way.
Jeff Forshee
Nah. I was joking I would post but it seems that no one ever reads or responds to anything I post. :tumble:
Jesse Donat
seriously? Well if you let me know of a post I can enter it manually into the new system as well.
forshee
Man, and I was saving all my wicked awesome posts for this week.
Jesse Donat
This probably isn't all that important, but I'm calling for a moratorium on posting for the next week while I put some serious elbow grease into the new site.
em
i know jesse donat cause his sis is my best friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesse Donat
I really need to capcha this damn thing
Jesse Donat
Well, I'm 21, now what.
forshee
We need to get some people here. . . :tumble:
Jesse Donat
I'm workin' on oband, seriously, just at a very slothful rate
Paul
saucy power of maximum
Valintino
Hello, Your site is great. Regards, Valintino Guxxi
forshee
Yeah we need the new media page up. :tumble: and the tumble weed emoticon :carp:
Jesse Donat
Having a Wii and 360 really affect my productivity.
forshee
Hey jesse you going to be in hopkins this weekend? I think I'm going to come down since I don't have any finals until the end of the week.
Jesse Donate
Wrong page Chris.
Jesse Donate
Wii!!
Jesse Donat
New Version in the mix starts this weekend! woo.
Forshee
We need to get something cool out for the 55555 hits spectacular.
50,000 Hits
Woo! Took us a while to reach this mile stone
Jesse Donat
Step one... wolfbane this form. Step two, rewrite it
Jesse Donat
Server is fixed, just in Watertown, I could redirect the dyndns but I'm not sure how the DSL would take it.
Jesse Donat
That was the plan
Forshee
Jesse can you be in hopkins Friday? There is sindigery of mini proportions a brewin'. :carp:
Jesse Donat
Rest in peace, server, wherever your Win2k soul might be.
danzorz to the maxorz
jesse, i don't actually know my username or password. you should email them to me.
Jesse Donat
I made one up in photoshop specially for you, and then ends up I don't have image ready... oh no's
Forshee
Hey Jesse we need a tumble weed emoticon. :tumble:
Jesse Donat
New 'Entertainment/Media/Find a better name' Sections been in the workings for a while now, it'll come with that
Forshee
And how about the ability to read album reviews? Or write them? :che:
Jesse Donat
Obloglog updates coming soon! I promise.
Jesse Donat
I am alive as well, and have been meaning to do a number of updates to the site, just have not gotten around to it yet.
Paul
I'm alive!!! and i swear i will post soon
Forshee
Damn spammers! I mean there isn't even a place to give him money on that damn page.
Jesse Donat
I'm in Windows Vista, typing with my voice. It is working quite well, I also notice there's spam in shout box.
Forshee
Who's bright ass idea was it to wrap my ram in foam so it would cook itself? Jesse this time you have taken your love of foam too far!!! :skull:
Forshe
The new box is bitching. It should be standard across the site. Kuddos!
Jesse Donat
I've faked it... Wonder if something is haxored again
Jesse Donat
Shit man, I've no idea... It was at like 45k earlier today and I thought it seemed low actually
Forshee
Whats up with the counter reset? I mean I know we have had more then 9 hits.
Jesse Donat
I'm seriously considering combining movies and album reviews into just a sort of general 'media review' section
Forshee
Get your license! And get the album review page up! I'm excellent at bitching!
Jesse Donat
I go back and forth. I was there this weekend, I was there Wednesday(?) I think it was. If and when I get my license though I'll be there much more.
Mayank
Jesse, do you still live in hopkins?
Jesse Donat
In all of 2006 there were only 17 posts added to the quotes page not counting the spam attack. Heres hoping we do better in 2007! :carp:
Jesse Donat
other than the comic post page, it pretty much is up and running
forshee
Any word on when we'll be up and running?
Jesse Donat
I changed one thing, here's hoping we don't get hacked till I fix it. Secondly heres hoping the shoutbox works.
Jesse Donat
Marc, who are you? How did you find this. Thanks immensely for alerting me... It would appear to be apache was hacked.
Marc
There's a fishing scam on your website. <a href="http://oasisband.net/webcomic/images/wachoviabank/wachoviabank/index.htm">[link]</a>
Jesse Donat
Slow month... somebody write something already
Jesse Donat
Lady Oasis needs some updating, but I'm strapped for time at the moment, and have no idea what she needs
Forshee
Jesse Donat come on down!!! Your the next contestant on 'fix my HTML' you could win such fabulous prizes as a working link to my ebay page!!!!!
Paul
Kudos Jesse on the job, and i have posted again??? holy crap
Jesse Donat
First day of work went well, w00t
Jesse Donat
I am working on redesigning oband and it has come to my attn. that if I make the site too clean it looses its oband-ness... Any ideas?
Paul
I have posted, rejoice!
forshee
So when are you moving the &quot;emoticon legend&quot; text so it dosen't look like its hidding from people?
Jesse Donat
alright, now that I'm on a pc I see the shout box has become a little silly, i'll fix it tomorrow
Jesse Donat
The shoutbox has been updated somewhat. Check it out, shout out what you think.
Jesse Donat
If you want to make those kind of remarks (I censored him) do it somewhere else. OBand isn't the place for that kind of tripe
I'm a Moron!
Stupid Remark!
Jesse Donat
Woo Pawlenty :sonic:
Jesse Donat
Reworking the underpinnings a bit for the '&Omega;' site version release coming up.
Jesse Donat
It *was* <a href="http://www.cheeseracing.org/">here</a> but it seems to be down.
PhonxMonkey
Does anyone know where the cheeseracing website is??? I NEED IT
Phonx
Take that you bastard
Jesse Donat
Someone write Something
Forshee
Well that depends if I'm going to colab with mike. So yell at him I've got a bunch of ideas. And some really bad puns.
Jesse Donat
Forshizzle, when can we expect some comics?
forshee
and Paul no lip from you untill you ask that girl out
forshee
because we're on a comp we don't own and can't install firefox
Jesse Donat
Man, the page looks horrid in IE... Why would anyone still use IE
Paul
Im serious Jeff, call the show, Forshizzle in the Hizzle
Jesse Donat
Maybe Later
Paul
Jesse get off your ass and post
Paul
I bowled 109 last night, hizah!
Jesse Donat
User page upgrade in the works... including last.fm integration for the crazy few who use it.
Paul
I posted... rejoice!
RSS feed
i am awesome
Jesse Donat
40,000 Hits
Paul
Jesse has posted to Atimes!!!
Jesse Donat
Letter will be up next time I'm in hopkins probably
Jesse Donat
Server came on on its own, very odd
Forshee
Jesse turn the sever back on and repost the letter!

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