I write today disgusted. The government has let the good people of this nation down, the promises made to are fore-fathers are no longer honored. I speak of the constitution that sacred document that binds this nation, it is a contract that many feel is no longer binding. In fact I'd be surprised if a single politician in Washington takes it seriously or has even read the document to which they owe their own jobs. I mean it. Take a look at all the laws they pass there these days; take gun control for example. Supporters of gun control argue that the Second Amendment was crafted during a time period where there was no protection from the wild beasts, and therefore it should no longer apply. They argue that it is too old, TOO OLD! Then why not discard the entire Bill of Rights or better yet the whole Constitution itself it's from the same time period, idiots. I'm sure they would like that to to have no restrictions governing their abuse of power, communists and liberal tyrants. If they had their way the country would be run by a combination Lenin and Caligula, because that is what they'd do to the american dream, redistribute it and watch it burn. They stand against every thing good and holy: entrapeneurship, founding fathers, and god. Look and see Washington's Birthday turned to "Presidents day" Jefferson's name besmirched by veiled allegations of rape, and the elevation of Martin Luther King allevated above the builders of the country with his own day. Not that I have any thing against African Americans but if the champion of every cause had their own day than every day would be a holiday. MLK only reformed an institution, granted the institution was bad but he did not shape a nation nor did he lay the foundation for all things american. Well it's a free day off school so what am I complaining about.
by an Angry Magico
Ok, this is what happened to me today: In gym we were playing a modified game of keep away, and when the retarded girl in our class dropped the ball, I took it and refused to give it back. Then this girl named Amber yells at me to give it back and I say "It's a game, I play to win." She then states that I should give it back because she is retarded. I go, "No preferential treatment!" Somehow I come out of this as the bad guy, even though no one on MY team objected. Am I crazy or is playing to the best of my ability a crime, if the retard is exempt from the rules what is the point of playing the game at all. In other peoples' minds I think they think that because they have the retard on their team they should be garraunteed the win! THIS is unjustice.
Same Gym class we played a game of team handball. The aforementioned Amber was on the opposing team to me. Every time she shot the ball (I was the goalie for most of the game) she screamed "No special treatment this," to which my response was, "Just the way I like, bring it." This served to enrage her more. During a period where I wasn't playing goalie, I used my strategy of standing between the player with the ball and the goal to great effect. The rules of handball as we play it are that you must shot from beyond the baseline of the basketball court to the goal on the other side of the track. Amber decried my tactic as unfair though nothing prevented them from using it for themselves and promptly tried to dislodge me from my position as that tactic had worked on a previous occasion. She learned better as she got a swift shoulder to the gut and a blocked shot. Suck it Amber!!!!
Listen folks, I bear today the imutable truth that none can deny; that John Madden supposed football guru is none other than Demon Lord Braxis, spawn of satan from the eternal pits deep it the underworld sent in succubus form to devour the world in insantity for the dark lord to corrupt. When you hear the demon's rousing cry of stupidity, "...the object is to get the brown leather ball into the painted area at the end of the field," can you doubt for one second the above truth. I feel whenever I see that bohemian monster on screen that a should order chinese food and plunge the chopsticks into my chest while forcing an entire carry-out thing of dry rice into my gullet, leting it slide into my stomach and expand causing me to explode it'd be a pain I'd willingly accept as punishment for hearing that man speak. "The reciever's job is to catch the ball, while the quarterback's job is to throw it," no duh, idiot! "The running back shouldn't drop the ball like that..." is he lecturing retards. What I see when I picture him is a man with a face greasy from sixleged chicken saying, "..you know the coach can not challenge in the last two minutes.." and as Pat Somerall replies, "There are three minutes left." and Madden taking a long hard stare at him and then yelling while shaking his flabby arms wildly, "FOOOOTBAAAALL, uuuaghic-haaaa." Do the world a favor Madden die and leave the world in peace.
- Magico reflecting on professional Football.
This is beginning to really get on my nerves. Do people really need to swear all the time?! I mean really, all I hear all day, every day at school is swearing. *BEEP* this. *BEEP* that. If you walk out into the mall and stay there for any extended period of time, you'll hear more swearing than in any movie ever made, almost guaranteed. In this day and age, people need swearing to communicate, and it bothers me a lot. Who do I blame? Feebs. Am I wrong? NO.
This is irritating to me (and perhaps only me), but just to bring it up: how many of you have ever read a book which was amazing, and then seen the movie based on the book, which was total crap? It bothers me that such great authors of our time as Stephen King and Jeffrey Deaver (who wrote Pet Sematary (along with 'Salem's Lot, The Tommyknockers and many others) and The Bone Collector, respectively) wrote great books, which then were turned into movies that sucked. In fact, almost all books that were changed to movies suck, and that angers me. Take, for another example, The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss. Book: AMAZING. Movie? CRAP. See my point? It's wrong, I tell's ya! Just wrong!
Ladies And Gentlemen I would like to apologize for not mentioning this earlier but commas are below me and and don't enjoy using them in all situations only when I damn well please. This means that if something doesn't make any sense add a mental comma and it just might (or what happens 95% of the time I just write something completely incoherent that sound nifty to me well I am hyped up on some opium but other wise it suck0rz. And on the plus side I am starting to use paragraphs so maybe i will become completely coherent . . . the day of supreme evil.
Andrew, you were not created Catholic.
Jesse I come to the conclusion by reading your previous article that you are a very naive little boy. This naivity I wish to all God's creatures that I was apart of, but instead I must realize that this is not the case. The reason that he was shot many times was, as history has told us, to keep the minorities and other groups as far away from the federal government as possible through fear. Fear is a word that has been used many times to talk about communist Russia and Stalin, but the truth is that America is using this fear just as well much as Russia but much more subtle. To stop my editorial I would like to say I am not arguing with you per say, but really I am explaining government reasoning and not my own here. Now the member of the Somalian community and the black community have already learned, that if you don't stay in your place and you start getting upidy than you will be forced back into the slums you came from. And this is peaceful and indivual America here not Russia. This treatment is merely used to allow WASPs to retain supreme control over the federal government.
The African American population has expierenced this quite well throughout there history. And especially through the twentyth century African Americans and all people of dark skin for that matter have been forced back down to a place of no power in the government. When the civil rights movements came around obviously preaching to us the injustices of America, what happened. They were not greated with flowers and other nice ammenities but instead guns, dogs, and water houses.
Native Americans have felt the oppression of WASPs and their attempt to assert complete control in America moreso than African Americans. Native Americans were not just oppressed but instead foribly removed from their land and settled into what was known as the Great American Desert. And worse Andrew Jackson when originally moving the Indians off their land never thought that America would urbanize all around them, which obviosly happened. So to an effect they were stripped of their original land and then stripped of some of government promised land. The reason to this is that if Indians had equal power in the country the WASPs wouldn't be able to assert supreme control and they would have another dominate group to contend with.
This same treatment is occuring to catholics, women, (not Jews because as Samuel Eisenberg pointed out to me that Jews run the country . . . somehow?) and all other minorities. This horrid treatment that you were touching on in your editorial is nothing new and it is just how the government controls its people and allows for a WASP nation to rule over us all. America -- Where All Men Are Creating Equal?
***WASP means White Anglo-Saxon Protestant and it conotates for a man as well in that***
I have learned something that pisses me off not just at cops but at the entire system. Cops are taught to shoot to kill under any circumstances, HOW HARD WOULD IT BE TO SHOOT TO INJURE?? You have most likely heared of the Somalia man who was shot 16 times for hitting a cop car with a machete and crowbar. Was this nessessary? I think not, I dont think lethal force should be used unless somone is in imediate danger. Even so, they could have shot him once in the leg, or trew somthing at him or somthing. He hadn't hurt anyone so why was it nessessary to kill him?
I feel the same as for fiscal reasons, no one should ever loose their life for stealing money! "Money, so they say, is the root of all evil today" quoting Pink Floyd. Money is not more important than anyones life and it should be treated as such.
Another thing that realy gets me is these car chases. How is it nessessary to risk the lives of everyone on the road by having these high speed car chases? If you get the licence plate number of the car you can find them, and if its not their car, they get away, but so what? Isn't the point of the police to protect and serve the public? Well if they are chasing cars and risking all of our lives doing so, how are they protecting us? I believe this is just because the cops like to show their authority over us( i think this is why they joined in the first place) so by letting us go they would show they are not quite what they want to be so they risk all of our lives so they can prove their authority. I say no, stop them before they kill again!!!
Well to sum up my thoughts write very poorly in anger, LETHAL FOURCE IS NOT NESSESSARY UNLESS SOMONE IS IN IMEDIATE DANGER AND COPS SHOULD BE THOUGHT THIS, NO ONE SHOULD BE KILLED FOR REASONS FISCAL, AND CAR CHASES DO NO ONE GOOD.
I would like to congratulate Jeff and Jesse for achieving 5000 hits, because I know it wasn't easy for them to create this much bull shit, but they did it and we are all worse of for it. Instead of continuing my celebratory phrases I would instead like to describe the newest member of the Oasisband team the 5000 hit thingy guy. To all you intellectually superior beings out there like myself you don't have to read this but to you feebs here is a history lesson. The reason Teddy, the one of the left, is weilding a bat or a stick you might call it is because of the big stick diplomacy that dominated Teddy's presidency and was the precusor into the American involvement of WWI as he changed the American pattern of isolationism into imperialism. FDR is carrying propoganda papers because his presidency can be remebered by the propoganda of the time saying that FDR was a good president also the WWII propoganda that was ever present throughout WWII. Regan is carrying a light saber for obvious reasons, in that he was the president who started operation Star Wars to protect America from missiles and other such airborne weapons through a satelite in space. And lastly Gore is in the background with hate rays because we all know the evil he would have spread if he were to have become president (I supported Gore for that very reason actually).
That there is the BIOS of the new and wonderful member of the Oasisband team, and Jeff and/or Jesse congrats on turning a crappy idea for a website into a horrible monster that constantly consumes brain mass from the viewing public. Amen I say to you.
