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We all know both are essential, but which is better? Both are vital. Shampoo tends to go on first, and often cleans the hair; sometimes needing to be used twice. Conditioner makes hair managable, and creates the after shower smell. In a war, I bet conditioner would win. It'd be insane, and probly use nuclear bombs. Yeah, I said it, conditioner is a totalitarian substance. But then shampoo would be all like "you hurt me, so I'm gonna rape your in the ass". At which point the war would ensue, and then both would die, and soap would cry cause it's all alone. :'C

Greatest blues band ever. I've seen them at Famous Dave's (the one in uptown) a couple times. They completely blow me away. Let's start with the lead guitarist/vocalist. He does NOT look like a blues musician. The guy wears overalls and a denim shirt, looks about 70 (or older) and has a massive gray beard, as well as a big pair of thick glasses. That, and he's white. But he has a blues voice, plain and simple. Deep, throaty, raspy, and perfectly in pitch and time are not usually all attributed to the same voice, but he has them all. Then his guitar solos were simply amazing. I've NEVER heard a better guitar player than he. The guy knows how to improvise, and his band knows how to back him up. This lets him play the most soulful, emotional sounds I've heard from an instrument. You can tell he's into it, because he sort of slinks to the ground while playing, completely lost in himself and the music. By the time he's done, he's laying completely prostrate on the stage, banging away on his axe. There are also times when he'll walk off the stage, and travel all about the restaurant (he has a wireless pickup), playing his solo while stopping at people's tables. Now, I don't know how much you know about this type of thing, but playing an improvised, complicated solo 150 feet away from your amp and band is TOUGH. The sound takes extra time to get to your ear, so you have to almost anticipate the noises coming from your amp, which is hard to do while playing fast.
The rest of the band is just as impressive. There are 4 others: another guitar, bass, keyboards, and drums. The other guitarist plays mostly rhythm, but has a few solos, which are almost as astounding as Farmer Joe's. The bass player is, for lack of any better words, funky. He knows his instrument, and he shows it. The keyboardist plays on a classic Hammond B3 most of the time. God, I love that rotary speaker sound. All these amazing instrumentalists come together to give a tight performance. You can tell they've been together for a long time. As a band, it would be simply impossible for them to be any better.
Go see them sometime at Famous Dave's on Sunday nights, 8 o'clock.
I give them 546 blues guitars out of 546 blues guitars.

Yes, the letter U is a commonly used vowel. It's the twenty first letter of the alphabet, and is often used in the word "you", which as you all should know, sounds like the letter, and even contains the letter U. U comes from the greek letter "upsilon", which makes the "pUt" sound. U takes many forms, and exists in many words, sometimes even becoming a word itself, for example while people type back and forth online, "r u gonna go 2 the mall laterz?". Though it can be seen in many words, it's the least common actual vowel (lousy fucking Y's...), it thus doesn't become overly prevelant among the language. U thus recieves 6 capital and 3 lowercase U's out of 11.

Find your own topics to review. That's my name next to insane content and don't you forget it...
On another note, your rebut to my sox lacks clear advantages and disadvantages. Also, it wasn't a "theory", it was a review.

And for god sakes, you need a better number scale. You don't even give a total. get with the program man

i would have to argue against your socks theory.Socks are a preverbiable pain in the ass. Not only do they possess an inate ability unlike any other clothing paraphanalia to lose themselves but they clearly posses the unique talent of keeping JC Penny in business. On the Johnson scale, sox recieve a well deserved 4.

They slide over feet, and go inside shoes. Yes, socks(often abbreviated "sox") keep the feet warm. But one might say a little TOO warm. Not only are the footwarmers in a manner of speaking, they also act as a barrier between one's feet and shoes. On the downside, you can slip/slide on some floors specifically because of socks. Out of 11 socks, socks recieve 9 socks.

P Monkey rox the house bitches they are the best band ever.